Me and these long titles. Usually when I overcome a tech challenge that's affecting whichever site I have at the time, because I've had so many, usually I'm like great, issue solved, problem over and then forget about it.
This time around, since adding a forum to the blog, the technical issues have been way higher than usual, and I feel I like I need to chronicle a few details so I can remember how far I've come. 

It's easy to take things for granted when your site is running smoothly, you're getting good traffic and able to enjoy creating what you love most.
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The past few weeks I haven't been able to do much of the fun side of running this site. I love all the fun, colorful things like graphics and any other type of art. I also love writing (free style), and anything dealing with being creative. I've been slammed with a lot of technical issues, which honestly are typical for having a website but it doesn't make it any less time consuming nor easier for me to understand the technical side. And certainly, I don't get not even a second of enjoyment trying to fix template issues, width issues, page loading problems, and not just page loading problems but you gotta load correctly and fast on both mobile devices and desktops.

-Page is still showing as loading entirely too slow with Google console and my host, but GTMetrix gives it an A. Something is way off
-After hours of getting help from chatgpt and from my host (which also was AI) about too many of my pages failing to be indexed by Google because of a "No index-robot.txt" issue with my feed...I have followed and troubleshot and done everything ChatGpt and Deepseek suggested and I absolutely still can't get this issue fixed. 
I'm going to have to see if I can get a live human even though, months ago with this same issue I talked to 2 or 3 live humans and the problem still isn't fixed.

AI has been excellent, a life-saver for me on so many website issues but this indexing page errors have taken the cake.
I keep waiting for AI to say "Dang girl you need to find somebody who can help your ass better cause I done went through every code and resource ever available in the history of technology period" LOL
 
Soooooooooooooo anyway, I asked chatgpt to provide a humorous summary of my recent challenges. 

It's 2 cute:

From mysterious "no index" ghosts haunting my pages to WPForo squeezing my forum into a tiny box, my website has been testing my patience like a toddler with unlimited energy. Google Search Console has been nagging me about RSS feeds like an overzealous librarian, while Pinterest for WooCommerce refused to leave like a clingy ex. Oh, and let's not forget the 301 redirect mystery—a digital game of hide-and-seek that had me questioning my entire existence.

But just when I thought I'd throw my laptop into the abyss, ChatGPT swooped in like a tech-savvy fairy godmother—decoding error messages, crafting emails to my host, and dishing out CSS spells to widen my too-skinny forum. Through all the chaos, one thing is clear: I am the webmistress, and this site will not break me! 🚀😤

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LMAO