I mean, obviously 🤣🤶🏾🎅🏾
Even though snow has nothing to do with whites, "White Christmas" is cringe. No way would I associate natural, beautiful snow with whites but the song just ugh, makes it feel like they're not talking about snow.

And it seems like this song has more damn variations than any other song. Seems like every genre and major artists in those genres have their version of this problematic song
It's so ick. 

I don't know anything about writing music or lyrics, but it seems like this would have worked:
I'mmmm dreaming..... of a snoooooooooowy Christmas
🤣

🎶Santa Baby is my 2nd least favorite. No disrespect to the late, great Eartha Kitt.
But who can ever be attracted to Santa? Ain't nothing about him sexy

🎶Which leads to I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Why would she kiss him? Lord...

Even though The Jackson 5 version is one of my favorite songs ever. Michael's vocals 💝